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Construction Demotivational Poster

ROAD CONSTRUCTION - So that's why it's taking them too long

TAGS: road construction
Rating: 5/5

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EnkryptedSpirit - May 15, 2012, 10:53 pm
Your tax dollars hard at work...
EnkryptedSpirit - May 15, 2012, 10:53 pm
Your tax dollars hard at work...


TAGS: jobs engineering bridge construction
Rating: 4.05/5

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usaf1995 - April 25, 2010, 8:51 pm
lol how do you do that?

HARD HATS - When your shattered carcass is buried beneath tonnes of rubble, at least your hair will still look perfect.

TAGS: hardhats construction worker
Rating: 4.42/5

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GaryO - July 15, 2012, 9:41 am
Heck no…I’m the one with the 20-20 hindsight. Your verbiage is just fine…what I do hate is the eternity of comments…..mine in particular. Cheers, PV….’kerfuffle’, man, haven’t seen that word in an aeon or two.
pickleviper - July 15, 2012, 6:22 am
Sorry for any confusion. In hindsight I should have just used 'piles of rubble' to avoid any weight-measurement-related kerfuffle.
GaryO - July 14, 2012, 6:32 pm
Well, crap, I just read up on metric tonnes……I really hate google…after the fact
GaryO - July 14, 2012, 6:29 pm
Not sure what a tonne is but I believe you meant tons. I hate taking Iceman’s place as spelling Nazi, especially with a profound poster maker such as you…sorry, OCD, low on meds. Cheers

EVERY CONSTRUCTION PROJECT - should contain an element of pride

Rules -

POTHOLES OF LIFE - The road to success is always under construction.

TAGS: success construction rerun
Rating: 4.8/5

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ICEMAN - November 25, 2010, 2:52 pm
Nice platitude.

Last-minute corrections -


TAGS: engineering engineer construction royalty demotion
Rating: 4.89/5

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Greybeard - September 28, 2014, 11:16 pm
Thank you sir :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 28, 2014, 11:10 am
Nice! 5L

JOBS - all the good ones are taken.

TAGS: jobs prostitution prostitute construction pimp
Rating: 4.3/5

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agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 4:49 pm
You're just not savvy to the job searches.... try "sheep herder"

NOW WE KNOW - What your next building project is


TAGS: construction day
Rating: 4.78/5

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spacedog - June 4, 2010, 7:14 pm
Beautiful. 5L.
ICEMAN - June 3, 2010, 7:52 pm
Well done Face. 5 bumps in the road.


TAGS: construction day rat rod
Rating: 4.08/5

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Sean - December 28, 2017, 7:15 pm
Thanks "FACEPLANT31" ... if that's even your REAL name. (If it is, I think your parents had mixed feelings about you early on.) Up until now, I never realized just how annoying that pretentious little twit ***kens was. Great expose my friend. Love it!
Chef - June 3, 2010, 6:11 pm


TAGS: gator diet construction pipe
Rating: 3.88/5

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agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 10:56 pm
5L - great slant on the pic.
agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 10:55 pm
Ok, is she eyeing that like her husband could use a few new classy suits and dress shoes?


TAGS: construction error costly mistaked
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 18, 2016, 8:45 pm
1 UPping the neighbours...dumbass style.
concern3 - March 18, 2016, 7:28 pm
It took me awhile, but I finally seen it. UP yours

Life In The Fast Lane -

TAGS: success goals barriers construction determination
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 4, 2015, 9:25 pm
Va-roooom Mr. Gary!
MissPriss - November 4, 2015, 9:25 pm
That or a crew of 8 men...2 to do the work and the other 6 to hold up the shovels by using their own body weight...teehee. Thanks Jesus
MissPriss - November 4, 2015, 9:23 pm
Yep and the ultimate manager of all that work is the government. Thanks for the 5 dawg.
GaryO - November 4, 2015, 5:23 am
Take....the road...floor it
JesusWept - November 3, 2015, 8:10 pm
And the crew is constantly on strike! L L L L L
spacedog - November 3, 2015, 7:53 pm
Ha! And poor management! 5L


TAGS: construction illiteracy hoopleheads
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 12, 2015, 8:57 pm
All the elements of a good poster. Excellent. Welcome to the madness. Sit. Stay.
lgvernon - September 12, 2015, 5:25 pm

Great first poster. Welcome!